From stalking tendencies to a penchant for people who are clearly out of your league, there are one hundred and one reasons why you’re single and over the past two days on Twitter, thousands of people have weighed in with their suggestions.

Here are just a few of my personal favourites.

Try to look past the blatant grammatical error in the hash tag. You can check out the full offering here.

#ThatsWhyYourSingle

A_Valdez_13

#ThatsWhyYourSingle your middle toe is longer than the rest of them!

itskarrybaaby

Your Teeth Look Like An Unsolved Puzzle #thatswhyyoursingle.

therealjwright

On the phone with other dudes in front of ya bf #thatswhyyoursingle

MusikProf

U act like every guys gonna cheat on u #thatswhyyoursingle

Boston Jorge   musikjunke

Cuz u keep listenin to yo lonely ass friend fo relationship advice #ThatsWhyYourSingle

prettybrwndelta

you keep having sex on the 1st date…. #Thatswhyyoursingle

brookerum

ginger. #thatswhyyoursingle

BoredBuddy

Cause u play Dead in the Bed #thatswhyyoursingle

Grandad_BD

Most Of us Don’t know the Meaning of Compromise and Sacrifice #ThatsWhyYourSingle

ZaiFet

Constantly worrying about someone else’s relationship instead of your own #ThatsWhyYourSingle

sAKAred7

You don’t know what you want #thatswhyyoursingle

alahrodriguez

LADIES: still taking the things that some other man did to you out on the new guy? #thatswhyyoursingle

Weigh into the debate with you own reasons here.

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